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Porth Joke is just south of Fistral Bay in Newquay, between Kelsey Head and West Petnre. Nicknamed Polly Joke by locals, the beach is a 15 minute walk from Crantock car park.
Porth Joke Beach is adjacent to the South West Coast Path.
Cove Sand
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The tide at Porth Joke Beach is currently falling. Low tide will be at approximately 7:40 AM, and the next high tide will be at approximately 1:33 PM.
Today's air pollution levels are forecast to be Low
Nearest car parks are NT at Cubert Common (Treago Mill) SW778601. Or private pay & displays at West Pentire. It is a 15 minute walk to beach.
Dogs are allowed.
Beach cleaned ad hoc, mainly after winter storms.
No lifeguard cover at this beach
Water quality not measured here
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around 3 miles east-northeast as the seagull flies, around 5 miles by road.
around 4 miles east-northeast as the seagull flies, around 6 miles by road.
around 2 miles east-northeast as the seagull flies, around 6 miles by road.
around 5 miles northeast as the seagull flies, around 8 miles by road.
around 6 miles northeast as the seagull flies, around 10 miles by road.
around 9 miles northeast as the seagull flies, around 13 miles by road.
less than a mile east as the seagull flies, less than a mile by road.
around 3 miles east-northeast as the seagull flies, around 5 miles by road.
around 3 miles east-northeast as the seagull flies, around 5 miles by road.
around 3 miles east-northeast as the seagull flies, around 5 miles by road.
around 4 miles south as the seagull flies, around 9 miles by road.
around 3 miles south as the seagull flies, around 9 miles by road.
less than a mile south-southwest as the seagull flies, around 4 miles by road.
around 6 miles south-southwest as the seagull flies, around 13 miles by road.
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Location: West Pentire
Location type: Village
Nearest village: Holywell
OS Grid: SW771606
Country: England
Local Authority: Cornwall Council
Parish: Cubert
Nearest postcode: TR8 5SE
(for sat-nav purposes only, a beach does not have a postal address!)
