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Porth Joke Beach is situated just south of Fistral Bay in Newquay, between Kelsey Head and West Pentire. The beach is approximately a 15-minute walk from the nearest car parks, including the National Trust car park on Cubert Common (SW778601) and private pay-and-display car parks at West Pentire, as well as Crantock car park.
The beach is a charming, unspoilt sandy cove nestled between the two craggy headlands of Pentire Point West and Kelsey Head. It is generally less busy than its neighbouring beaches and offers breathtaking views of the Atlantic Coast, which can be accessed via the South West Coast Path from Hollywell Beach.
There are no lifeguards or facilities at Porth Joke Beach, but visitors can use the nearby Treago Farm Caravan & Camping Site as a base for exploring the area. The beach is dog-friendly all year round.
Porth Joke Beach is adjacent to the South West Coast Path.
Cove Sand
| Today |  |
|---|---|
| Chance of rain | 65% |
| Max temperature | 14°C |
| feels like | 13°C |
| Wind 19mph |  |
| Max UV Index |  |
| Tonight |  |
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| Chance of rain | 83% |
| Min temperature | 12°C |
| feels like | 11°C |
| Wind 19mph | |
The tide at Porth Joke Beach is currently falling. Low tide will be at approximately 5:39 PM, and the next high tide will be at approximately 11:48 PM.
Today's air pollution levels are forecast to be Low
Nearest car parks are NT at Cubert Common (Treago Mill) SW778601. Or private pay & displays at West Pentire. It is a 15 minute walk to beach.
Dogs are allowed.
Beach cleaned ad hoc, mainly after winter storms.
No lifeguard cover at this beach
Water quality not measured here
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Fistral Beach Surf School (2.1 miles)
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Newquay Activity Centre (2.5 miles)
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All distances are approximate
less than a mile south-southwest as the seagull flies, around 4 miles by road or just over a mile on foot using coastal paths.
just over a mile east-northeast as the seagull flies, around 6 miles by road or 2 miles on foot using coastal paths.
around 3 miles east-northeast as the seagull flies, around 5 miles by road or 3 miles on foot using coastal paths.
around 3 miles south as the seagull flies, around 7 miles by road.
around 3 miles east-northeast as the seagull flies, around 5 miles by road.
around 3 miles east-northeast as the seagull flies, around 5 miles by road.
around 3 miles east-northeast as the seagull flies, around 5 miles by road.
around 4 miles south-southwest as the seagull flies, around 7 miles by road or 5 miles on foot using coastal paths.
around 4 miles east-northeast as the seagull flies, around 5 miles by road.
around 5 miles northeast as the seagull flies, around 8 miles by road.
around 6 miles south-southwest as the seagull flies, around 11 miles by road.
around 6 miles northeast as the seagull flies, around 9 miles by road.
around 8 miles south-southwest as the seagull flies, around 12 miles by road.
around 9 miles north-northeast as the seagull flies, around 13 miles by road.
around 9 miles south-southwest as the seagull flies, around 16 miles by road or 12 miles on foot using coastal paths.
around 10 miles north-northeast as the seagull flies, around 15 miles by road.
around 10 miles north-northeast as the seagull flies, around 16 miles by road.
around 11 miles north-northeast as the seagull flies, around 17 miles by road.
around 11 miles north-northeast as the seagull flies, around 17 miles by road.
around 11 miles north-northeast as the seagull flies, around 16 miles by road.
Location: West Pentire
Location type: Village
Nearest village: Holywell
OS Grid: SW771606
Coordinates: 50°24'11"N 5°8'16"W
Mapcode: GBR Z8.BPGY
What 3 Words: spreads.perkily.immune
Coordinates and location codes are for an approximate mid-point of the beach, and may not reflect the best access point or the most popular part of the beach.
Country: England
Local Authority: Cornwall
Parish: Cubert
Nearest postcode: TR8 5SE
(for sat-nav purposes only, a beach does not have a postal address!)
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